Quote by Steven Wright

Jesus could've made it up Mount Calvary without assistance if hehad crosstrained.

Jesus could've made it up Mount Calvary without assistance i

Summary

This quote suggests that if Jesus had engaged in cross-training exercises, he would have been able to ascend Mount Calvary without any help or assistance. It implies that cross-training, which involves various forms of physical exercise and training, would have provided Jesus with the strength and physical capabilities needed to endure the journey on his own. In essence, the quote highlights the potential benefits of engaging in comprehensive training and preparation for accomplishing challenging tasks.

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By Steven Wright

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