Life ain't easy. Terrible things happen to everyone. You have to keep your sense of humor, give something of yourself to others, make friends who are younger than you, learn new things, and have fun.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Phyllis Diller

Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

Mark Twain

The greatest success, is successful self acceptance.

Ben Sweet

The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn.

Bertolt Brecht

My family begins with me, your family ends with you.

Iphicrates

I don't think I'll ever feel perfectly balanced, but I feel like I'm figuring it out, and I'm surrounded by really wonderful people that want to see me succeed and be happy. Life is wild.

Sharon Van Etten

The years of old age are stalls in the cathedral of life in which for aged men to sit and listen and meditate and be patient till the service is over, and in which they may get themselves ready to say Amen at the last, with all their hearts and souls and strength.

William Mountford

I know that the odds are against a marriage lasting 60 years.

Darrell Royal

There never was a person who did anything worth doing, who did not receive more than he gave.

Henry Ward Beecher

Proclaim human equality as loudly as you like, Witless will serve his brother.

Thomas Huxley

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

Charles Dickens

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value.

Stephen Hawking