When I left school I went on trip around the world - I only got as far as Australia, but like a bloody fool I cut it short because of a girl. It's probably one of my big regrets in life.

Each class of society has its own requirements; but it may be said that every class teaches the one immediately below it; and if the highest class be ignorant, uneducated, loving display, luxuriousness, and idle, the same spirit will prevail in humbler life.

Source Unknown

Because the truth is our wages are really competitive and they're good.

Lee Scott

Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: It's all small stuff.

Michael Mantell

The more expansive government is, the more perils people face in daily lives, be it from IRS agents or from child support services, or from other agencies that often have little or no legal restraints on their power.

James Bovard

One of the most predictable things in life is there will be change. You are better off if you can have a say in the change. But you are ignorant or naive if you don't think there will be change, whether you want it to or not.

Julius Erving

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

Napoleon Bonaparte

If the world could remain within a frame Like a painting on a wall, Then I think we would see the beauty, then We would stand staring in awe At our still lives posed Like a bowl of oranges, Like a story told By the fault lines and the soil.

Conor Oberst

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Steven Wright

One in seven Americans lives without health insurance, and that's a truly staggering figure.

John M. McHugh

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic side of truth, wisdom, is dying out.

Walter Benjamin

The way to become rich is to put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket.

Andrew Carnegie

This is how I define talent; it is a gift that God has given us in secret, which we reveal without knowing it.

Charles Montesquieu