Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?

It is difficult to imagine how any behavior in the presence of another person can avoid being a communication of one's own view of the nature of one's relationship with that person and how it can fail to influence that person.

Paul Watzlawick

Obscurity is the realm of error.

Marquis De Vauvenargues

I think I am done with Wikipedia for the time being. But I have a secret hope. Someone recently proposed a Wikimorgue - a bin of broken dreams where all rejects could still be read, as long as they weren't libelous or otherwise illegal.

Nicholson Baker

I don't look to a man to get pride in myself. It's not about having a black president, it's about having a good president, and I think that's the most important thing.

Allen West

A liberal is a person who believes that water can be made to run uphill. A conservative is someone who believes everybody should pay for his water. I

Theodore White

The ability of the 1 percent to buy politicians and regulators is nothing new in American politics - just as inequality has been a permanent part of our economic system. This is true of virtually all political and economic systems.

Eric Alterman

Man's only true happiness is to live in hope of something to be won by him. Reverence something to be worshipped by him, and love something to be cherished by him, forever.

John Ruskin

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

Hank Aaron

It's like spicy food - sometimes you have to tone it down so more people can enjoy it.

Kenneth Edmonds

We must respect the past, and mistrust the present, if we wish to provide for the safety of the future.

Joseph Joubert

With virtue you can't be entirely poor; without virtue you can't really be rich.

Chinese Proverb

With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.

Chinese Proverb