Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

My only thrill is self inflicted... hickies.

Rodney Dangerfield

The one thing my mom will let me get is a nice shoe sometimes.

Chloe Moretz

The reason most people don't express their individuality and actually deny it, is not fear of what prime ministers think of us or the head of the federal reserve, It's what their families and their friends down at the bar are going to think of them.

David Icke

What we won when all of our people united must not be lost in suspicion and distrust and selfishness and politics. Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as president.

Lyndon B. Johnson

To me education is a leading out of what is already there in the pupil's soul. To Miss Mackay it is a putting in of something that is not there, and that is not what I call education. I call it intrusion.

Muriel Spark

The real war will never get in the books.

Walt Whitman

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute.

Thurgood Marshall

One of the most predictable things in life is there will be change. You are better off if you can have a say in the change. But you are ignorant or naive if you don't think there will be change, whether you want it to or not.

Julius Erving

God is not a dead equation!

Muhammad Iqbal

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.

E. B. White

Better by far you should forget and smile that you should remember and be sad.

Christina Rossetti

Spirituality leaps where science cannot yet follow, because science must always test and measure, and much of reality and human experience is immeasurable.

Starhawk