My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

I'd like to one day be featured on a list of inspirational people who have made a difference in the world, whether it be helping underprivileged people or putting an end to the poaching of wildlife in Africa.

Candice Swanepoel

What war has always been is a puberty ceremony. It's a very rough one, but you went away a boy and came back a man, maybe with an eye missing or whatever but godammit you were a man and people had to call you a man thereafter.

Kurt Vonnegut

May joy and good fellowship reign, and in this manner, may the Olympic Torch pursue its way through ages, increasing friendly understanding among nations, for the good of a humanity always more enthusiastic, more courageous and more pure.

Pierre de Coubertin

The great secret of succeeding in conversation is to admire little, to hear much; always to distrust our own reason, and sometimes that of our friends; never to pretend to wit, but to make that of others appear as much as possibly we can; to hearken

Benjamin Franklin

The causes of events are ever more interesting than the events themselves.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

I've often mused over the idea that madness is actually a sane reaction to an insane world.

Stephanie Ericsson

Sometimes nudity is gratuitous. We just live in a society where everything goes.

Judi Dench

I grew up in a very religious family. I could read the Qu'ran easily at the age of five.

Akhmad Kadyrov

In LA, I mean, here's this place full of desperate and sad people who take their only pleasure from destroying others for the purposes of their own self-aggrandizement.

Heather Donahue

It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.

Thomas Jefferson

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Write me as one that loves his fellow-men.

H. L. Hunt