Quote by Steven Wright

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on

Summary

This quote expresses the speaker's enjoyment of a unique and imaginative experience. By filling the tub with water and turning on the shower, they create a scenario where they imagine being inside a submarine that has been hit by something. This playful act allows them to immerse themselves in a fictional world and perhaps escape from the monotony or stress of daily life. It reflects a person's ability to find simple joys and entertainment in their surroundings through the power of imagination.

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By Steven Wright

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