I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Proverb Don't look back, you can never look back.

Don Henley

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?

Stanislaw Lec

The liberty of speaking and writing guards our other liberties.

Thomas Jefferson

If one way be better than another, that you may be sure is nature's way.

Aristotle

Religion is essentially the art and the theory of the remaking of man. Man is not a finished creation.

Edmund Burke

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Michel de Montaigne

I am increasingly persuaded that the earth belongs exclusively to the living and that one generation has no more right to bind another to it's laws and judgments than one independent nation has the right to command another.

Thomas Jefferson

Age steals away all things, even the mind.

Virgil

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country.

Ted Rall

Love yourself instead of abusing yourself.

Karolina Kurkova

I used to be scared of women. When I was very young they terrified me, but discovering the female universe was incredible and still is to this day, as you never stop learning about them.

Antonio Banderas