I love comedy, so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

Danny McBride

My brother Jim and I spent many wonderful summers working on dairy farms in Wisconsin owned by Mom's cousins, and as members of our local Boy Scout troop.

Peter Agre

Davy once asked me if I thought it was better to be a has-been than a never was, but maybe it doesn't make much of a difference. In the end, people are just people, and the only things that matter are whether they are good or bad, loving or unloving, loved or unloved.

Todd Strasser

Any sufficiently advanced form of magick will appear indistinguishable from science.

Peter J. Carroll

The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.

Thomas Jefferson

It's red hot, mate. I hate to think of this sort of book getting in the wrong hands. As soon as I've finished this, I shall recommend they ban it.

Tony Hancock

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two.

Erich Fromm

The religious idea of God cannot do full duty for the metaphysical infinity.

Alan Watts

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard

It is strange that modesty is the rule for women when what they most value in men is boldness.

Ninon De L'Enclos

The fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.

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The true art of memory is the art of attention.

Samuel Johnson