I love to entertain an audience.

Capital can do nothing without brains to direct it.

J. Ogden Armour

Don't try to tear down other people's religion about their ears. Build up your own perfect structure of truth, and invite your listeners to enter in and enjoy its glories.

Brigham Young

The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.

Paul Erlich

The professors must not prevent us from realizing that history is fun, and that the most bizarre things really happen

Bertrand Russell

Like gravity, karma is so basic we often don't even notice it.

Sakyong Mipham

You have got to have discipline and focus - on the customer and how you run the business.

Jim Cantalupo

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed.

Ogden Nash

Somehow forgiveness, with love and tolerance, accomplishes miracles that can happen in no other way.

Gordon B. Hinckley

The valor and courage of our young women and men in the armed services are a shining example to all of the world, and we owe them and their families our deepest respect.

Bill Frist

The Diet Mentality has come about because there is agreement in our society that the only way to lose weight is by dieting. But dieting produces absolutely no permanent, positive results. In fact, it makes you feel worse about yourself and probably does more damage than good to your health.

Robert L. Schwartz

He who begins and does not finish loves their pains.

Proverb

One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.

Terry Pratchett