Love. Hygiene. That's the important thing. Hygiene. The toughest thing in the world: have to turn to your mate one night and say: You gotta wash your ass! Shit. Knowing how difficult it is, I said it for you : You Gotta Wash Your Ass.

Take time to be kind and to say 'thank you.'

Zig Ziglar

What's good for the country is good for General Motors, and vice versa.

Charles E. Wilson

Death Valley is really wide-open - it's bigger than Rhode Island - and it's less a part of California than an ungoverned territory, so there's lots of weird cops-and-robbers stuff going on.

Gus Van Sant

No sooner met but they looked; no sooner looked but they loved; no sooner loved but they sighed; no sooner sighed but they asked one another the reason; no sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy

William Shakespeare

Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people.

Bob Dylan

Life is the definition you give to events that occur.

Steve Maraboli

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Mark Twain

My dentist found a new way to cover up his bad breath...he holds up his arms

Rodney Dangerfield

The other side of it is that, despite all that, people reach out to poetry at the key moments in their lives.

Paul Muldoon

The real persuaders are our appetites, our fears and above all our vanity. The skillful propagandist stirs and coaches these internal persuaders.

Eric Hoffer

Fear always springs from ignorance.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.

John Lennon