Quote by Demetri Martin

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them.

Summary

This quote seems to reflect a negative generalization about women, suggesting that some women are not trustworthy due to their tendency to lie. The speaker shares a personal experience where he approached a woman in a park and asked her a seemingly innocent question about her dog, only to accuse her of lying based on his interpretation of her response. While the quote appears to make a sweeping judgment about women's honesty based on one experience, it is important to be cautious in generalizing about individuals or groups.

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By Demetri Martin

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