Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.

The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them.many versions exist: The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Albert Einstein, attributed

To her audience, Janis Joplin has remained a symbol, artifact and reminder of late Sixties youth culture. Her popularity never derived from her musical ability, but from her capacity to link her fantasies of freedom and immortality with ours.

Jon Landau

Even the most beautiful scenery is no longer assured of our love after we have lived in it for three months, and some distant coast attracts our avarice: possessions are generally diminished by possession.

Friedrich Nietzsche

I used to travel in tennis shoes I am just not allowed to anymore. I'm an old hippie from San Francisco.

Amy Irving

A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

When you send out a powerful thought into the universe, you send out ripples to all parts of it which come back to you, reflecting what it is you sent out.

Stephen Richards

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.

Oscar Wilde

Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a loving Father that it is not hydrophobia.

H. L. Mencken

If someone's going to talk about me, I'd want it to be positively. The way many write, you'd think only bad things were interesting. If we don't think positive, what's the use? It's a lot more fun, you know.

Dorothy Stratten

Time, whose tooth gnaws away everything else, is powerless against truth.

Thomas Huxley

One gains universal applause who mingles the useful with the agreeable, at once delighting and instructing the reader.

Horace

I carry groceries home on the tank of my motorcycle.

Stephan Jenkins