When men can no longer be theists, they must, if they are civilized, become humanists.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Stella Benson

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Euripides

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

Paula Poundstone

Tearless grief bleeds inwardly.

Christian Nevell Bovee

My family is awesome.

Miranda Lambert

God has put somrthing noble and good into every heart His hand created.

Mark Twain

Cosmic Ordering is a dish best served today.

Stephen Richards

Ever since the dawn of civilization, people have not been content to see events as unconnected and inexplicable. They have craved an understanding of the underlying order in the world. Today we still yearn to know why we are here and where we came from. Humanity's deepest desire for knowledge is justification enough for our continuing quest. And our goal is nothing less than a complete description of the universe we live in.

Stephen Hawking

Men don't come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We're looking across the room at you, and we don't care about your hopes and dreams. We don't care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.

Steve Harvey

I think Ginsberg has done more harm to the craft that I honor and live by than anybody else by reducing it to a kind of mean that enables the most dubious practitioners to claim they are poets because they think, If the kind of thing Ginsberg does is poetry, I can do that.

James Dickey

One tell-tale sign of a Wingnut: they always confuse partisanship with patriotism.

John Avlon

I write the vocals last, because I wanted to invent the music first and push the music to the level that I had to compete against it.

Axl Rose