Quote by Robert Benchley

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person wearing wet clothes wants to get out of their uncomfortable situation and into a more relaxed and enjoyable one. It playfully contrasts the idea of changing into dry clothes with changing into a dry Martini, a popular cocktail known for its refreshing and relaxing qualities. The quote implies a desire to escape from the current state of physical discomfort and seek solace in the simple pleasure of a drink.

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By Robert Benchley

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