Quote by Steven Wright

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with

Summary

This quote challenges the notion of punishing someone for swearing, specifically addressing the case of a mute child. It questions whether washing their hands with soap would serve as an appropriate punishment in this scenario. It highlights the absurdity of the situation, as the child's inability to verbally communicate makes the act of washing their hands seem unnecessary and ineffective as a form of discipline. The quote provokes reflection about the effectiveness and fairness of punishment based on individual circumstances.

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By Steven Wright

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