What nearly everybody in my life

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. It was supposed to be hot today.

Steven Wright

You go to psychiatrist when your slightly cracked and keep going until you're completely broke.

Source Unknown

There is an invisible garment woven around us from our earliest years; it is made of the way we eat, the way we walk, the way we greet people...

Jean Giraudoux

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.

Jamie Paolinetti

Somewhere in my wildest childhood I must have done something right. Being able to make a boyhood dream come true is one thing, but to have a kid come along and thrill his dad like Brett Hull has thrilled me over his career is too much for one guy to handle.

Bobby Hull

Emigration, forced or chosen, across national frontiers or from village to metropolis, is the quintessential experience of our time.

John Berger

The media bring our wars home, but only rarely have they been able to do it in complete freedom.

Bruce Jackson

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.

Leo Buscaglia

Ingratitude is treason to mankind.

James Thomson

The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit.

Dwight Whitney Morrow

Exuberant health is always, as such, sickness also.

Theodor Adorno

Environmental quality was drastically improved while economic activity grew by the simple expedient of removing lead from gasoline - which prevented it from entering the environment.

Barry Commoner