A nobleman is Nature's provision for wealthy American minds ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.

Most don't deserve your tears... and the ones that do will never make you cry.

T. Rafael Cimino

Far too many times over the next 12 to 15 years, it was brought to my attention that people who followed my exercise guidelines exactly but ignored their diet, their weight and their cigarette smoking had heart attacks at age 55.

Kenneth H. Cooper

I would not anticipate the relish of any happiness, nor feel the weight of any misery, before it actually arrives.

Anon., Unattributed Author, Spec

It is easy to talk on religion, but difficult to practice it.

Ramakrishna

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Eric Idle

If only media people would stop reaching for the low-hanging fruit, which is cynicism and pessimism, and stopped trying so hard to be hip and cool and have a swagger.

Emilio Estevez

How deeply seated in the human heart is the liking for gardens and gardening.

Alexander Smith

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

Andy Warhol

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Bill Watterson

Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think.

Marshall McLuhan

There are not enough days in forever to allow me to fully express the depth of my love for you.

Steve Maraboli

You can hardly convince a man of an error in a lifetime, but must content yourself with the reflection that the progress of science is slow. If he is not convinced, his grandchildren may be.

Henry David Thoreau