Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife an

Summary

In this humorous quote, the speaker sarcastically implies that their life is filled with continuous difficulties. The remark sarcastically references a suggestion given by their psychiatrist, who advised them to have sex every night to improve their relationship with their spouse. The speaker's exasperation results from the belief that following the psychiatrist's suggestion would only lead to prolonged absence from their partner. Thus, the quote plays on the irony of a proposed solution turning into a potential problem.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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