I now announce myself as candidate for the Presidency. I anticipate criticism but however unfavorable I trust that my sincerity will not be called into question.

A man's life is 20 years of having his mother ask him where he is going, 40 years of having his wife ask the same question and, at the end, perhaps having the mourners wondering too.

Source Unknown

So why am I facing a recall election? Simple: the big government union bosses from Washington want their money. They don't like the fact that I did something fundamentally pro-worker something that's truly about freedom.

Scott Walker

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.

William Makepeace Thackeray

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

Rita Rudner

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Candice Bergen

There are only two forces that unite men - fear and interest.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want one to be perfectly dumb a the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf.

Oscar Wilde

I would really like to go back to school. I would love it now.

Fiona Apple

Books should to one of these fours ends conduce, for wisdom, piety, delight, or use.

Sir John Denham

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

Seth Grahame-Smith

When virtue is lost, benevolence appears, when benevolence is lost right conduct appears, when right conduct is lost, expedience appears. Expediency is the mere shadow of right and truth; it is the beginning of disorder.

LaoTzu

Beauty has so many forms, and I think the most beautiful thing is confidence and loving yourself.

Kiesza