Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. Advice to his guests

Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly prized as that of character.

Henry Clay

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Dane Cook

At present the peace of the world has been preserved, not by statesmen, but by capitalists.

Benjamin Disraeli

You must intensify and render continuous by repeatedly presenting with suggestive ideas and mental pictures of the feast of good things, and the flowing fountain, which awaits the successful achievement or attainment of the desires.

Robert Collier

Change occurs when one becomes what he is, not when he tries to become what he is not.

Arnold Beisser

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.

C. Archie Danielson

With confidence, you have won before you have started.

Marcus Garvey

I remember when I came home from the hospital after having my son, I wore a Narciso Rodriguez black coat. Then, I was using this fragrance that I had created. I walk by that coat, and it still smells like that fragrance. It takes you right there.

Sarah Jessica Parker

The ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.

J.K. Rowling

I was born into the world as the king of truth for the salvation of the world.

Buddha

I am what I am I was made this way When I want to laugh Yes I shriek with laughter I love those who love me It's my fault If they're not the same That I love everytime I am what I am I was made this way What more do you want What do you want from me

Jacques Prevert

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did yousleep good? I said, No, I made a few mistakes.

Steven Wright