Quote by David Letterman

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. Advice to his guests

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't

Summary

In this quote, Regis Philbin humorously offers three suggestions to his guests. Firstly, he emphasizes not to frisk or pat him down, implying that he prefers his personal space respected. Secondly, he requests not to be physically hurt in any way, implying a desire for a safe and comfortable environment. Lastly, he reveals his dislike for being referred to as "Regis," possibly wanting to be called by his full name or a preferred nickname. Overall, Philbin's advice reflects his playful and lighthearted approach to interacting with guests.

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By David Letterman

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