One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Tis after death that we measure men.

James Barron Hope

Let me tell you, Cassius, you yourself are much condemned to have an itching palm.

William Shakespeare

Oh, for the years I have not lived, but only dreamed of living.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Q. You do not consider your statement a disloyal one? A. No, sir. Scientific truth is beyond loyalty and disloyalty. Q. You are sure that your statement represents scientific truth? A. I am.

Isaac Asimov

The history of the music industry is inevitably also the story of the development of technology. From the player piano to the vinyl disc, from reel-to-reel tape to the cassette, from the CD to the digital download, these formats and devices changed not only the way music was consumed, but the very way artists created it.

Edgar Bronfman, Jr.

Incongruity, they say, is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's because everybody can feel superior to me. I honestly don't know.

Emmett Kelly

It is surely a matter of common observation that a man who knows no one thing intimately has no views worth hearing on things in general. The farmer philosophizes in terms of crops, soils, markets, and implements, the mechanic generalizes his experiences of wood and iron, the seaman reaches similar conclusions by his own special road; and if the scholar keeps pace with these it must be by an equally virile productivity.

Charles Horton Cooley

Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

Frank J. Giblin

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

Franklin P. Jones

He who has love in his breast has ever the spurs at his flanks.

Bernardo Dovizi

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

Steven Wright

Never give up. There are always tough times, regardless of what you do in anything in life. Be able to push through those times and maintain your ultimate goal.

Nathan Chen