Quote by Douglas William Jerrold

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing, but a supply of toothpicks.

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of fa

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This quote satirizes individuals who prioritize trivial concerns over urgent and essential matters. It portrays a hypothetical philanthropist who lacks practicality and common sense. In a time of famine, when people require food and sustenance, the wise philanthropist's misplaced priorities are depicted through his insistence on concerning himself solely with toothpicks. This serves as a critique of those who fail to recognize and address the pressing needs of their communities, emphasizing the absurdity of their choices and actions.

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