Quote by Steven Wright

Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth. with braces on them. George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge...you can't hear him talk.

Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns

Summary

This quote humorously highlights two unconventional physical attributes of George - sideburns behind his ears and false teeth with braces. The speaker juxtaposes these attributes with George's profession as a radio announcer, suggesting that when he walks under a bridge, the lack of signal causes a temporary silence. The quote intends to emphasize George's unusual qualities to suggest his overall quirkiness.

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By Steven Wright

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