Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth. with braces on them. George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge...you can't hear him talk.

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses.

Cato The Elder

There are no endings, only beginnings that have been reborn.

D. Byron Patterson

We all know that Americans love their statistics - in sport, obviously. And in finance too.

Evan Davis

I had no idea that I would ever get involved with something like lending money to poor people, given the circumstances in which I was working in Bangladesh.

Muhammad Yunus

There is only one belief that can rob death of its sting and the grave of its victory.. For without that you cannot be born again.

George Bernard Shaw

I love to sing. It's the easiest thing for me to do.

Chaka Khan

I believe that the short story is as different a form from the novel as poetry is, and the best stories seem to me to be perhaps closer in spirit to poetry than to novels.

Tobias Wolff

I don't get it when you get so much openness about the way movies are made, and the special effects and the behind-the-scenes stuff and all of that. I can't help but feel like this reduces it a little bit.

Christian Bale

I want to make my music and be a happy woman, a good wife, a good mom and one day hopefully have a child of my own.

LeAnn Rimes

An orator who is disposed to evil subverts the law.

Source Unknown

At twenty you have many desires which hide the truth, but beyond forty there are only real and fragile truths --your abilities and your failings.

Gerard Depardieu

Oh, 'tis love, 'tis love that makes the world go round.

Lewis Carroll