Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors.

I came from a broken home, so my mom was a major influence in my life.

Julius Erving

It has been said that a pretty face is a passport. But it's not, it's a visa, and it runs out fast.

Julie Burchill

The secret of happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible, horrible, horrible.

Bertrand Russell

If we want to deliver opportunity for all, we need an economy that delivers jobs for the future.

John Major

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

Doris Roberts

..the most dangerous animal in a zoo is Man.

Yann Martel

Catching a fly ball is a pleasure, but knowing what to do with it is a business.

Tommy Henrich

I think that the Internet - and I do love the free flow of ideas on the 'Net - is like the wild west of the information world.

Vince McMahon

I recruited my dad to be my bass player and fired him on several occasions. He stayed on as a bus driver.

Chely Wright

My fellow Americans, I must speak to you tonight about a mounting danger in Central America that threatens the security of the United States. This danger will not go away it will grow worse, much worse, if we fail to take action now.

Ronald Reagan

Before we can know God and understand his great plan it is first necessary for us to believe that he exists and that he rewards all who diligently seek him.

Joseph Franklin Rutherford

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower.

Rabindranath Tagore