It's to be a person who's able to shoot little arrows into sacred cows and knock politicians off their pedestals, to look out for hypocrisy, advocate for all sorts of things from social justice to peace.

I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy.

F. W. Woolworth

I went to a 711 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. Theclerk said, tenfour.

Steven Wright

I could've told you this was gonna happen 8 years ago because it is on purpose.

James Dye

Communists have always played an active role in the fight by colonial countries for their freedom, because the short-term objects of Communism would always correspond with the long-term objects of freedom movements.

Nelson Mandela

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Rodney Dangerfield

All that I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.

C.S. Lewis

Plan more than you can do, then do it. Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Hitch your wagon to a star, keep your seat, and there you are.

Source Unknown

One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organizations do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team. The first requisite is life, always.

A. W. Tozer

Be the business never so painful, you may have it done for money.

Thomas Fuller

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Nancy Astor

The call for free markets would be more successful if it came from more sympathetic people.

Gerhard Kocher