Quote by Steven Wright

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't knowwhat to feed it.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't knowwh

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the unintended consequences of our actions. The person who planted bird seeds unknowingly attracted a bird to their vicinity. However, the quote suggests that they didn't anticipate this outcome and now face the predicament of not knowing what to feed the bird they unintentionally brought into their life. Ultimately, it emphasizes the importance of considering the potential consequences and being prepared for contingencies when taking any action.

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By Steven Wright

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