Quote by John Alejandro King, The Covert

The problem with those bumper stickers that warn against tailgating, is that I have to get really close to the person's car to read them.

The problem with those bumper stickers that warn against tai

Summary

This quote highlights the ironic and humorous aspect of using bumper stickers to warn against tailgating. By stating that the person has to get close to the car to actually read the warning, it implies the contradictory nature of the message. It suggests that the bumper stickers designed as cautionary reminders for others might unintentionally contribute to the problem they are trying to prevent by inviting increased proximity between vehicles.

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By John Alejandro King, The Covert

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