Quote by Steven Wright

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictu

Summary

This quote seems to be a whimsical and lighthearted statement intended to evoke humor. It describes a scenario where the speaker jokingly claims to have inserted contact lenses with pictures of cats onto their dog's eyes. The subsequent behavior of the dog running around in circles is portrayed as a comical outcome of removing one of the lenses. The quote appears to be a playful exaggeration, not meant to be taken seriously, but rather to entertain and amuse.

By Steven Wright

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