Quote by Steven Wright

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little picturesof cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around incircles.


I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictu

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement that playfully suggests an unconventional action of putting contact lenses with pictures of cats on the speaker's dog's eyes. The phrase "Then I took one out and he ran around in circles" adds an amusing twist by implying that removing a lens caused the dog to become disoriented or behave in an eccentric manner. Overall, the quote relies on absurdity and comedy to evoke amusement from the audience.

By Steven Wright
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