Quote by Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back intime.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went bac

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that the speaker accidentally placed a container of instant coffee in a microwave oven, intending to heat it quickly. However, the unintended consequence is a humorous exaggeration - as if the microwave has the power to transport them back in time. The quote highlights the unexpected outcomes that can occur through simple everyday actions, comically playing on the idea of time travel and our reliance on modern conveniences.

By Steven Wright

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