Quote by Steven Wright

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentall

Summary

This quote humorously illustrates the line between imagination and reality. The speaker's use of tape on mirrors implies a playful paranoia, suggesting the potential existence of alternate dimensions or the fear of losing touch with reality. It hints at a desire to remain firmly grounded in one's own world and not be lured into a mystical or fantastical realm even accidentally. This quote reminds us to cherish and navigate the realms of our own lives with a healthy dose of skepticism and groundedness.

By Steven Wright

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