I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it.

Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

Albert Einstein

They've never written a love story for me since I've been on the show and I think there's just more weight to it when two people love each other.

Crystal Chappell

I'm nearing the end of the road and still learning.

Mike Wallace

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Larry David

He who praises everybody, praises nobody.

Samuel Johnson

The value of a principle is the number of things it will explain.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the laughing times we know that we are lucky, and in the quiet times we know that we are blessed. And we will not be alone.

Dar Williams

Actions, not words, are the ultimate results of leadership.

Bill Owens

Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.

David Zucker

Prepare yourself for success. You have to see it coming to get there.

Destiny Booze

My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.

Steven Wright

My days, if they start in the morning with a cuddle from my son, are just so much more glorious than they were prior to that.

Russell Crowe