After I read all the medical journals and watched all the documentaries, I still didn't understand the physical sensation of ticking and where it comes from and what it feels like.

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

Janeane Garofalo

Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest.

Benjamin Franklin

A vow is a snare for sin

Samuel Johnson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

Allen Klein

Love in a hut, with water and a crust, IsLove, forgive us! cinders, ashes, dust.

KEATS: _Lamia,_ Pt. ii., Line 1.

All I ever wanted really, and continue to want out of life, is to give 100 percent to whatever I'm doing and to be committed to whatever I'm doing and then let the results speak for themselves. Also to never take myself or people for granted and always be thankful and grateful to the people who helped me.

Jackie Joyner-Kersee

Couldn't start the morning without caffeine.

Ginnifer Goodwin

A president's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right.

Lyndon B. Johnson

I love improvisation.

Nora Dunn

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy

I may have been the only candidate in America who failed to ride the wave of anti-establishment anger to victory.

Mickey Kaus

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Oliver Platt