In reading the scriptures of truth, we often put wrong constructions upon them, and apply them improperly; and I apprehend it has often been the case in relation to this portion, particularly that part in relation to man's seeking out many inventions.

Those who create are rare; those who cannot are numerous. Therefore, the latter are stronger.

Coco Chanel

Megacollectors suppose they can enter art history by spending astronomical amounts.

Jerry Saltz

My father and I are very similar and have a wonderful relationship, but we both stand by our opinions.

Chris Hemsworth

Ever since history has been written, ever since philosophy has meditated, misery has been the garment of the human race.

Victor Hugo

Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow.

Horace

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.

Gordon W. Allport

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race

Mark Twain

Planning is an unnatural process; it is much more fun to do something. The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise, rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression.

Sir John Harvey

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H. L. Mencken

The money changers have fled from their high seats in the temple of our civilization. We may now restore that temple to the ancient truths. The measure of the restoration lies in the extent to which we apply social values more noble than mere monetary profit.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!

Jim Carrey

The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I've had to learn a little bit about it. It's not rocket science: You get ratings, that's good.

Al Franken