Quote by Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so i

Summary

This quote suggests the speaker's preference for standing out and being unique. By replacing the traditional headlights in their car with strobe lights, they create a visual effect that makes them appear as the sole moving vehicle on the road. This choice reflects a desire to draw attention, challenge conformity, and perhaps even signify their personality as someone who stands apart from the crowd.

Topics

Car

By Steven Wright

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's pea

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in thei

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Smoking

I feel that the simplicity of life is just being yourself.

I feel that the simplicity of life is just being yourself.

Life Simplicity Yourself Feel Being

It shows a brave and resolute spirit not to be agitated in e

It shows a brave and resolute spirit not to be agitated in exciting circumstances.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

Bravery

It is said that desire is a product of the will, but the con

It is said that desire is a product of the will, but the converse is in fact true: will is a product of desire.

Desires

A generation which has passed through the shop has absorbed

A generation which has passed through the shop has absorbed standards and ambitions which are not of those of spaciousness, and cannot get away from them. Everything with them is done as though for sale, and they naturally have in view the greatest possible benefit, profit and that end of the stuff that will make the best show.

Alexander Herzen

Business

Forget what they told you. You want the truth, follow the mo

Forget what they told you. You want the truth, follow the money.

Money Truth

It has been the experience of a lifetime to work with Cather

It has been the experience of a lifetime to work with Catherine Middleton to create her wedding dress, and I have enjoyed every moment of it. It was such an incredible honor to be asked, and I am so proud of what we and the Alexander McQueen team have created.

Wedding

Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious

Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!

Terry Pratchett

War Vetinari Discworld Jingo Vimes

I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him

I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be four friends in the world.

Gossip

I never thought a basketball shoe would be named after a wom

I never thought a basketball shoe would be named after a woman, let alone me.

Alone

These people abstain, it is true: but the bitch Sensuality g

These people abstain, it is true: but the bitch Sensuality glares enviously out of all they do.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Chastity