Quote by Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so i

Summary

This quote suggests the speaker's preference for standing out and being unique. By replacing the traditional headlights in their car with strobe lights, they create a visual effect that makes them appear as the sole moving vehicle on the road. This choice reflects a desire to draw attention, challenge conformity, and perhaps even signify their personality as someone who stands apart from the crowd.

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By Steven Wright

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