Quote by Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now

Summary

This quote is a humorous play on the idea of standing out or being unique. By replacing the normal headlights in their car with strobe lights, the speaker suggests that when they drive, it appears as though they are the only one moving due to the flashing lights. This quirky modification adds an element of fun and attention to their car, making it stand out from others on the road.

By Steven Wright

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