Quote by Steven Wright

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have t

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement that plays on the concept of "24 Hour Banking." The speaker sarcastically admits to lacking enough time to make use of the bank's services even though it claims to be available round the clock. The quote highlights the fast-paced nature of modern life, suggesting that individuals often have very little time to spare for activities like banking, despite the convenience offered by extended operating hours.

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By Steven Wright

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