Quote by Garrison Keillor

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals tha

Summary

This quote reflects a bittersweet irony regarding funeral eulogies. The speaker acknowledges the customary praising and admiration that occurs at funerals, highlighting the sadness of missing such kind words because they will have already passed away. It contemplates the desire to hear the beautiful things said about oneself from loved ones, but also highlights the lingering sorrow in knowing that it will be too late to experience that appreciation firsthand. Overall, the quote encapsulates a tinge of melancholy and the universal longing for recognition and love.

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By Garrison Keillor

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