Quote by Stephen Colbert

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without th

Summary

This quote humorously reflects on the celebration of scientists inventing a new strain of cannabis that lacks the psychoactive effects typically associated with the plant. The mention of "non-alcoholic beer" humorously contrasts the common association of cannabis with traditional alcohol consumption. The inclusion of "furious dry-humping" adds an absurd and exaggerated element to the description, likely intended for comedic effect. Overall, the quote aims to playfully highlight the unconventional and somewhat humorous nature of the celebration surrounding this scientific achievement.

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By Stephen Colbert

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