Quote by Jon Stewart

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements ove

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This quote humorously suggests that the result of an Internet vote to determine the seven greatest achievements of mankind over two millennia would likely not be a reflection of genuine accomplishments. Rather, it suggests that the outcome would be influenced by popular culture and possibly controversial figures such as Howard Stern, who is known for his outspokenness. The quote playfully criticizes the reliability and potentially biased nature of online polls or voting systems.

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