Quote by Mitch Hedberg

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that if a shirt requires dry cleaning, it is automatically considered dirty. The speaker is likely making a playful remark about the inconvenience or difficulty of maintaining or cleaning a dry clean-only garment, implying that it has already accumulated dirt or stains. It highlights the perceived impracticality and added effort associated with caring for such clothing items.

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By Mitch Hedberg

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