I sit here very respectfully to listen to you. If what you want to do is put on a show and giggle every time I talk, well then I have no interest in answering your question. So if you'd like to conduct a respectful conversation, I'm happy to do it. If you don't, sit down and I'll answer the next question. What's your choice?

Make yourself necessary to somebody.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.

Alan Coren

Life belongs to the living, and he who lives must be prepared for changes.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All things may be bought in Rome with money.

Juvenal

Don't worry what people say or what people think. Be yourself.

Brett Hull

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.

Samuel Johnson

Queer little twists go into the making of an individual. To supress them all and follow clock and calendar and creed until the individual is lost in the neutral grey of the host is to be less than true to our inheritance.... Life, that gorgeous quality of life, is not accomplished by following another man's rules. It is true we have the same hungers and same thirsts, but they are for different things and in different ways and in different seasons.... Lay down your own day, follow it to its noon, your own noon, or you will sit in an outer hall listening to the chimes but never reaching high enough to strike your own.

Angelo Patri

Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do believe in Art for Art's sake.

E. M. Forster

I've made movies that we're very successful that we're a complete surprise, and I've made movies that I thought we're going to be very successful that, you know.

Christopher Walken

Photography is a major force in explaining man to man.

Edward Steichen

I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.

Barack Obama

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

John Bacon