Quote by Christopher Hitchens

If we stay with animal analogies for a moment, owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are god. (Cats may sometimes share the cold entrails of a kill with you, but this is just what a god might do if he was in a good mood.)

If we stay with animal analogies for a moment, owners of dog

Summary

This quote humorously illustrates the contrasting attitudes of dogs and cats towards their owners. It suggests that dogs view their owners as almighty beings when provided with basic necessities and love. On the other hand, cats, known for their independent nature, seem to perceive their owners as their subjects or servants instead, as their needs are met. The quote playfully highlights the different behaviors and attitudes of these two popular pets, subtly suggesting the perceived superiority and aloofness of cats compared to dogs.

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By Christopher Hitchens

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