Quote by Graham Norton

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a rela

Summary

This quote suggests that heterosexual men may not fully understand or appreciate the joy of being in a romantic relationship with someone who shares the same sense of humor, specifically when it comes to finding farting funny. It implies that finding a partner with a similar comedic sensibility and shared laughter at things like bodily functions can enhance the connection and happiness within the relationship.

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By Graham Norton

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