The strength that I have comes from irrigating the citrus plantation, ploughing in the vineyard, guarding the melon fields at night. I believe that's what gave me the strength.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Oscar Wilde

The readiest and surest way to get rid of censure, is to correct ourselves.

Demosthenes

When my old man wanted sex... my mother would show him a picture of me.

Rodney Dangerfield

America doesn't reward people of my age, either in day-to-day life or for their performances.

Meryl Streep

Most people want security in this world, not liberty.

H. L. Mencken

Short lived pleasure is the parent of pain.

Proverb

When you think of what Americans accomplished, building these amazing cities and all the good it's done in the world, it's kind of disheartening to hear so much hatred of America, not just from abroad, but internally.

Frank Miller

A wise neuter joins with neither, but uses both as his honest interest leads him

William Penn

God's dream is interwoven into reality by humans.

Santosh Kalwar

If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.

Eric San

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

Mark Twain

It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide the truth in their breasts, and show, like jugglers, another thing in their mouths, to cut all friendships and enmities to the measure of their own interest, and to make a good countenance without the help of good will.

Kenneth Tynan