Quote by Kevin Missen

Swallowing that chocolate you just ateMay have been your fatal mistake!Your smooth complexion will get lumps and spots,Your lips will go brown and your teeth will all rot.Your breath will go smelly - it may make you sick,Not to mention your waistline expanding a bit!After eating that chocolate with its lack of nutrition,You will need to visit your local beautician.But no matter how ugly you may turn out to beYou will always be sweet and beautiful to me.

Swallowing that chocolate you just ateMay have been your fat

Summary

This quote humorously emphasizes the potential negative consequences of indulging in chocolate, such as skin issues, dental problems, bad breath, and weight gain. However, it also conveys a heartfelt message that despite any physical changes, the speaker will always consider the person beautiful and sweet. It playfully suggests that while chocolate may have detrimental effects on one's appearance, it holds no significance in the person's overall attractiveness to someone who appreciates them for who they are.

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By Kevin Missen

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