That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

Will Ferrell

I like not the smell of this “authority”

John Proctor

My mom told me to do whatever I wanted to do and don't get too anxious about it.

David Giuntoli

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.

Proverb

I am afraid that woman appreciate cruelty, downright cruelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters, all the same. They love being dominated.

Oscar Wilde

You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same.

Raymond Chandler

A lovely lady, garmented in light From her own beauty.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

Hunger is the best sauce.

Italian Proverb

Action and reaction, ebb and flow, trial and error, change - this is the rhythm of living. Out of our over-confidence, fear out of our fear, clearer vision, fresh hope. And out of hope, progress.

Bruce Barton

A new world is not made simply by trying to forget the old. A new world is made with a new spirit, with new values. Our world may have begun that way, but today it is caricatural. Our world is a world of things.... What we dread most, in the face of the impending d

Henry Miller, The AirConditioned

Prejudice, not being founded on reason, cannot be removed by argument

Samuel Johnson

A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial.

Clifton Fadiman