I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Simon Mainwaring

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished.

Francis Bacon

We come altogether fresh and raw into the several stages of life, and often find ourselves without experience, despite our years.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Gideon Tucker

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

Pig, n. An animal (Porcus omnivorus) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.

Ambrose Bierce

There can be no literary equivalent to truth.

Laura Riding

Good order is the foundation of all great things.

Edmund Burke

A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.

George H. Mead

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

Janet Evanovich

Best to live lightly, unthinkingly.

Sophocles

I am loaded down to the guards with educational, benevolent, and other miscellaneous public work, I must not attempt to do more. I cannot without neglecting imperative duties.

Rutherford B. Hayes