I took a baby shower.

I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...Boy, were they mad!

Steven Wright

All of us are infected today with an extraordinary egoism. And that is not freedom; freedom means learning to demand only of oneself, not of life and others, and knowing how to give: sacrifice in the name of love.

Andrei Tarkovsky

Education levels are highly and negatively correlated to religious belief. In other words, ignorance is bliss.

Cesar Nascimento

I have stitched life into me like a rare organ

Sylvia Plath

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.

Jascha Heifetz

I consider myself one of a very small handful of drivers in the world that are top drivers. The best one? I don't think anybody can say they're the best one because, from one week to the next, you can be on form or off form a little bit.

Nigel Mansell

I studied voice for about two years with an amazing coach, and I never rose above the level of mediocre.

Danny Strong

Balance, peace, and joy are the fruit of a successful life. It starts with recognizing your talents and finding ways to serve others by using them.

Thomas Kinkade

There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry Kissinger

I'm eternally grateful to the penal system in California for saving my life.

Frank Morgan

I'd love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, 'How do you make your marriage work?' I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. He's this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor.

Sherri Shepherd

It's an important thing to have a relationship with the director, and have it be a positive one.

Trevor Rabin